Don't judge me, I have to vent.

I’m not even sure if this should be allowed to post, but I have experienced the worst part of my pregnancy last night. It wasn’t that bad compared to most. I am grateful for that.
Now let me explain....I have had a near perfect pregnancy without any flaws. I have had energy and I’ve felt really good I only got sick a handful of time all at the very first. It has gone so well I was able to hide it for thirteen weeks from every loved one I know, with the exception of Cowboy. We could have hidden it for longer if we wanted to.
Well last night at 1:30 a.m. I woke up with a Charlie horse in my leg that was so severe I woke up screaming and hopping on one leg around my bedroom the pain was so bad I couldn’t focus or rationalize what I was doing, my foot was bouncing on the ground repeatedly while I was holding my cramped up and immovable leg, well all those damn bed pillows I insist on having got the better of me! My clumsy foot just happened to jump on to them, My irrational body lost its composure and in the pitch black of my bedroom I my balance was lost, and I fell hitting my hip and shoulder on the footboard and I was flat on the ground! Tragic.... No my pain has spread to my hip which makes me limp and my shoulder which makes me cringe when I have to push my self up to roll myself out of bed. Dang!! I wish Cowboy wasn’t away on business, he would be such a good help to roll me out of bed.
Then the following hour it this all repeated itself only it was just shy of three a.m. And I hit the side of my abdomen, knocking over a glass of water on my night stand... Lovely. (when its pitch black and when I went to sleep I thought I would fill up the largest glass full of water thinking it was a great idea.)
Well when I finally did make it back to sleep, I was lucky enough to have yet another very vivid very real pregnancy dream/nightmare........ I was shopping on a historical street in a historical downtown nearby when I had my back turned some very sneaky thugs emptied out my purse and cleaned out my wallet. In dream land this was a very big freak out moment for me there were lots of tears, anger, nashing of teeth, the usual, I did all of the things one is supposed to do. I went to the bank and cancelled all of my cards, same with the drivers licence division and every other place I have a card too. Those thugs even took pictures of my family and all of nieces.
Now, since I have been pregnant it has been an almost any dream that involves my SIS, she has an extra basement bedroom, and would you guess who lives down there? PINK, that’s right the singer PINK lives with my sister, not only is she living with them she just happens to be my bro-in-laws sister. So, that’s right every dream I have my little nieces have an aunt who is totally unfair competition! She is way cooler of an aunt then any of us could possibly be, overshadowing even there unbeatable grandmas. I think everyone but my nieces is ready for PINK to go. Celebrity is no fun to have in the family. (Just in case any of you were wondering) This has been going on for dang near nine months, and I will be glad when I am not pregnant and PINK moves out!!! I want my nieces back in MY damn dreams! Any ways to top it off when I went to get replacement pics of them the only one my sis had were the ones she had given to PINK. So, I was just plum out of luck and hung my head in shame that I have no pics of my sweet nieces in my new replacement wallet.
Any how it was very disturbing, I hate PINK and I think that I have had this nightmare because everyone I know has this meme about what’s in there purse. So I will post that within days so these blogging Gods will frown upon me no more. Wish me better luck tonight I am going to go ice my hip and heat my shoulder.