I don't buy it!

Have you ever heard the one where they say man has evolved, and he was once a primate, who walked on all fours and learned to walk upright and build fire and invent the wheel, and drive fords pickups, and hunt beautiful creatures with firearms and all sorts of things.

Well my friends I tell you its not true any of it, I am a living breathing testament telling you don't believe what they tell you!

If it was true Cowboy would be sitting up to this lovely computer at the lovely hour of 2 a.m. with a nursing pillow wrapped around his waist and our sweet lil' buckaroo sucking on his hot pair MAN BOOBS, and his ears would have burned with that primal instinct that doesn't let him sleep through the night, and he would wake up when the child cries, or breathes different or squirms in his sleep. Well, Cowboy lays in our very soft, cozy warm bed, and he is sound asleep, I don't think he even knows I have been up twice already. and when I suggest that he just try letting buckaroo suck on his teets, so he can experience that whole bonding thing everyone talks about He doesn't even laugh! I'm so serous when I say it too, I think I scare him sometimes.

In the next life I would like him to sport a pair of MAN BOOBS!

Evolution is crap!

Cowboy is lucky!

Update: Buckaroo slept from 3:30 a.m. till 8 a.m., this is a great day

Sorry I keep complaining about sleep, you see sleep is so crucial for me, without it I am a delirious wandering bear. It might be a genetic thing, but quite frankly, it may just be the very foundation of my being a decent human being. with as much as I've gotten last night I just might be helpful to the world....